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Halo Demotivational Poster

MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.

TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5

4X4 OFFROADING - This is what it should be like...

TAGS: halo
Rating: 1.85/5
derkeve - September 13, 2010, 11:10 am
if only, if only.

HOLA SENIOR - I kill who?

TAGS: halo hola
Rating: 3.06/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:28 pm
your avatar is giving me the munchies!
stavro1 - December 1, 2009, 6:26 pm
well with my kerboard I couldn't put thr ~ over the N so this is what came out. At least you understand what the word is supposed to be.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 12:07 pm
there are more Seniors in Fla, the senors. That's where they go to retire
samofshs - December 1, 2009, 11:58 am
here in florida it's spelled senor. not senior.

MODS - You can customise your game any way you like

TAGS: mods rnr halo holy
Rating: 2.08/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:36 am
Later, dude
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:34 am
Kept gettin nailed to the boards. Crash time. later moderator.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:33 am
Know why Jesus couldn't play hockey?
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:32 am
For Christians it gets you 2 of each animal and unlimited loaves and fishes.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
up down left right a b a b yarmulke select left right menorah. Gets you 2 kosher sausages and a burning bush.
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:28 am
:ast I checked, the Jews didn't need a cheat code.
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:27 am
Game Modifications I a**ume. Profound eh!
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:25 am

DEPRESION - His girlfriend dumped him.

TAGS: halo
Rating: 1.85/5

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NoOneOfConsequence - April 29, 2011, 7:39 pm
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:42 am

girlfriend????...a real gamer knows that just cuts into frag time.

ALRIGHT - HaloPuppy221 your about to get pwned.

TAGS: theone cat playing halo
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - December 5, 2010, 2:13 pm
I think it's good enough for a cat to spell "your" correctly. No need ta grammar-nazi Mr. Figglesworth, eh?
Sean - December 5, 2010, 2:12 pm
I think it's good enough for a cat to spell "your" correctly. No need ta grammar-nazi Mr. Figglesworth, eh?
Zook - December 5, 2010, 8:17 am

HAVE YOU EVER HAD - Just one of those days?

TAGS: halo day bad
Rating: 2.92/5

TEAMWORK - its important, it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

TAGS: teamwork halo
Rating: 2/5

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St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:26 am
Either all share the win or all share the defeat
Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:14 am
A COUPLE GRENADES Is all you need hahaha

MASTER CHIEF - in his college years.

BOOM - Headshot

TAGS: grenade sticky halo
Rating: 1.94/5

MODERN VIDEO GAMES - We understand the first few were good. But another one?

TAGS: halo video games
Rating: 3.22/5

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CloudchaserS - September 2, 2011, 12:52 am
Bad sequels are what happens when the machine goes with "formula" instead of taking the risk of failing while trying to be original. That's the trouble with the economy. Everyone competes on making profit instead of making the best quality

FUTILITY - Knowing that no matter what you do, you're doomed.

TAGS: halo reach futility stuck pwn
Rating: 2.04/5

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forseti - November 21, 2010, 12:51 pm
nice way to explain you're 14...
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 9:45 am
I'm a gamer too, but I'll have to give this a 1l... just way too cheerful
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:29 pm
step 6: 1L
Reality Lord - November 18, 2010, 6:00 pm

ok...so i'm going to be in trouble for handing you a 5 on this but i'm a gamer...lol. gaming moti-fakes do NOT do well here dude. i enjoyed it so keep them coming only if you have a thick skin. ps...replace "observe" with "teabag"...lol
Zealot - November 18, 2010, 9:13 am
yes, it is a sticky, you can also substitute for a spike nade, they stick to
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 1:23 am
before I vote on this, could you clarify what a plasma grenade does? is it like a sticky grenade?

TADA! - Mind if I dance on your grave?

THIS ROOM - Valhalla for gamers

TAGS: valhalla gamers halo
Rating: 1.94/5

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Nutcase - July 6, 2010, 1:58 am
o.o No words can expression how awesome his room is...I want to give this dude a hug...
watto34 - January 14, 2009, 2:10 am
this is my mecca and i shall pray to it daily
Drenix - June 21, 2008, 4:45 am
Amen brother.

BROTHERLY LOVE - Come on man...it was just a plasma grenade..no need to cry "shhh"

HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.

HALLOWEEN - It was all great until your buddy came over with Popov vodka in a Absolut bottle....

FRIENDS - Don't let friends drink and drive

MONGOOSE - Because getting pinned in the ground would be stupid, right?

SPARTAN LASER - Say hello to my little friend...

TAGS: halo spartan laser
Rating: 2.29/5

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Anonymous - January 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
It's a cool idea, but it has too long of a charge time for a serious firefight. Seriously, a pistol user could take you out before you get a sh** off.

ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.

300: 2 -

TAGS: spartans halo
Rating: 2.04/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 10:40 pm
The one with the red shoe up his b***.
Anon - October 3, 2009, 10:32 pm
Can you tell which Spartans are g** in this picture?

MAN LAW #1 - No one WANTS to see you in BIKER SHORTS! And anyone who does.....You don't want them to see you in BIKER SHORTS.


TAGS: videogames halo
Rating: 3.29/5

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AverageJoe - September 30, 2011, 9:31 am
Being a son of one of those "yanks" who served, I have to say that if we wern't overseas keeping the bad people of this world in check (as we have all through American history)you would probably being doing to goose step and saying "Heil Hitler."
Nissta - August 31, 2011, 7:26 pm
Being a former server in the ranks. This is what we'd call a typical Yank: Over Armed, Over the Top AND SHOOTING AT THE WRONG BLOODY PEOPLE
KageOokami - June 8, 2011, 1:33 am
I was thinking more Army of Two
RagTopDriver - July 22, 2010, 7:59 am
But he is in the Tropic Thunder Division!

WHEN IN ISRAEL - Remember that Hebrew isn't beer, and DO NOT order the brisket in English.

HALO - only a game this well made could make gameplay look like artwork.

TAGS: halo artwork
Rating: 2.58/5

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Agent K - August 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Halo is an awesome game! one of the best XBOX live multiplayers if not the best.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 6:47 pm
Halo definitely isn't ok. When all game critics consistently give it a 9/10. That says a lot. Just because there are better games out there, and there most certainly is. Does not mean Halo isn't a great game.
Seb - November 1, 2008, 4:32 pm
Halo is average. It's not well made it's Ok. I can name many games better made.

HALO - Chuck Norris finished the fight by himself.

TAGS: halo chuck norris
Rating: 2.46/5

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Alexiel - December 22, 2008, 2:16 pm
that, my dear sir is quite impossible
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:25 am
they couldn't show his face for a reason, chuck asked for too much money for his awesomeness
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 10:12 am
Well, not quite. The first game was actually pretty good. The second and third ones were the letdowns. Which..Never really stopped me from playing them.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:02 am
nope...i heard that peter jackson said...no more riping off of other peoples stuff,and wanted to do is own film,lmao...and thank god for that....ok,he didnt..but i am really hopeing they dont make the movie..it was a suck a** game.
Captain Whitey - June 1, 2008, 12:21 am
There actually is a Halo movie billed to come out around 2009.
Heh - May 6, 2008, 4:57 am
That would actually be an epic internet culture reference if a Halo movie was made and at the end, when MC takes off the helmet, it turns out that he's played by Chuck Norris.

FIREMEN - Sometimes you bring the Axe, Sometimes you bring the Hose This guys bringing the FIRE!!

SNEAK ATTACK - even drops spartans.

TAGS: halo video games sneak attack
Rating: 2.05/5

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He11Kn1ght - August 3, 2008, 3:13 pm
You fail because that elite in the background is dead. The spartan(the guy in the forefront of the pic) killed the guy in the background.

COMBAT TACTICS - "We're not retreating! We're advancing toward future victories!" - Sarge

PERCEPTION - One Man's Tragedy Is Another Man's Humor.

HALO - Your dog plays it too.

MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001

TAGS: master chief j******t card pokemon halo
Rating: 2.64/5

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LOLOLOL - July 1, 2009, 3:06 pm
Honestly, POKEMON?!?! i'd perfer if they make a card game called Strike, which takes characters from vid games, history, movies and pins them aganst each other with factors based on stratagy offense speed ETC
Mr. Shiny - June 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Why Pokemon?
Vision (the Unpurple) - May 4, 2009, 5:12 pm
Yeah, grass type seems about right.

HALO - Home Of The Teabag

PEEK-A-BOO - I see you

TAGS: halo
Rating: 2.28/5

MASTER CHIEF - Ain't got nothing on the US Army

TAGS: us army halo
Rating: 2/5

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Z-day - July 18, 2009, 6:26 pm
they will all fall at the rise of the zombies
Zlank - May 30, 2009, 8:21 pm
End of story.
Really? - May 26, 2009, 10:15 am
Aint got **** on the SAS
Shadow - February 23, 2009, 12:08 am
The marines, Ain't got **** on the Navy SEALs.
thelegend78 - January 11, 2009, 9:18 am
the army, aint got **** on the marines
PVTfuzzypatch - December 31, 2008, 3:44 am


TAGS: halo reach stick armor lock
Rating: 1.37/5

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50cal - November 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
1L, its not funny dude.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Nice to have a second sh** to lower that 2.25 on the original one.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm

1L worthy second time around
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm
And 10 days from now he'll try & get it by rerun.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:15 pm
How'd I miss that? Twice the suck?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
You already posted this 121721.

military hummers -

TAGS: military hummers for halo civilians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:19 pm

She's Your Dream Girl -

HOLA, JEFE MAESTRO. - ¿Cómo estás?

TAGS: halo
Rating: 4.29/5

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nwatt234 - March 18, 2013, 10:17 pm
Yes. It can.
falloutghoul - February 25, 2013, 8:17 am
This can go to Respawned.

GAMING WHILE MOTIFAKING - I had a great idea... But somehow it slipped my mind.

TAGS: flag halo fail
Rating: 4.13/5

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Zealot - June 13, 2010, 7:27 pm
5/5 cause someone made a halo 3 poster that didn't say "ohshi-" or "now we're f***ed"
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 6:52 pm
A gaming poster that I got a big grin from... 5 long overdue gaming L's

That awkward moment.. -

HALO HEADLIGHTS - the tell tale sign of a fag

TAGS: headlights halo projector
Rating: 2.69/5
James - January 6, 2009, 9:33 am
.... i suppose you all drive hondas then? lol
Culos - December 16, 2008, 2:24 pm
As the original poster said, BMW is German for Fag
Tony USAF - December 16, 2008, 2:23 pm
Or someone that owns a BMW since they come stock on them... retard.

HEY THERE! - I actually think this is kinda cool!

TAGS: halo
Rating: 2.52/5
HtD - January 2, 2009, 11:29 pm
What map is that?

PRACTICE - We All Need It Some Times!

TAGS: practice halo halo3 practice makes perfect
Rating: 2.4/5

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LX - March 5, 2009, 1:39 am
Added effect maybe?
Anonymous - January 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Dude, a sniper rifle at THAT range?

FAILURE - is being killed by a man wielding a pistol.

TAGS: halo
Rating: 2.33/5

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FLAMING RECON - Doesn't mean that you're good at Halo

BANG! - Got him!

TAGS: halo splatter bang dead
Rating: 2.29/5
Zagato - April 7, 2011, 8:20 am
perhaps it is not as we think, maybe they are not killing him but instead he is lifting them, like a super spartan
Porcelina - December 29, 2008, 9:28 pm
Red Vs. Blue, anyone?
... - December 29, 2008, 9:20 pm
Dear god this is like the 6th stupid halo motifake in a row for me

HOW THE HECK? - Women... 'nuff said

TAGS: halo 3 halo3 elephant women driving
Rating: 2.24/5

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Sniperzoo - March 26, 2009, 11:11 am
it was pretty funny.......... but its easily do-able

ELITE - Because they don't stop until they get it right, They stop until they can't do it wrong.

TAGS: halo elite alien
Rating: 2.11/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 9:03 pm
I think you need to work on taking criticism. Ranting at members in Caps is not gonna help your case. Chill out.
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm
it happens....;p
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
something nice about your poster: It's not as embarrassing as your parlance.
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:35 pm
Your caps lock is faulty, Marly ;)
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:36 pm
whocares0 - April 21, 2011, 1:32 pm
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:42 pm
Spoken like someone who just doesn't care.
whocares0 - April 21, 2011, 12:39 pm
Ok, so i f*cked up on this one.Whocares? anyway, props to everyone who saw that this was a f*ck-up and said nice things because they saw(some) potentail. for everyone else:EAT **** AND F*CK OFF!!
forseti - April 15, 2011, 4:28 am
RL, I had a xbox and have a 360 and I played every Halo available. I got the idea, but a game pic is the first step to a 1 lion rating and this text is the second. Even I really like this game ;)
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 7:31 pm
Thanks for the insight, RL. I freely admit I have NO CLUE when it comes to gamer stuff. So, whocares0, put me down as a doofus. It may be a darn good poster for all I know. (mmm...nah, I'll stick with forseti.)
Reality Lord - April 14, 2011, 5:23 pm

ok...gamer insight. pic is related to text. game=halo. alien shown=the Elite. for me, i like gysgt1811 angle on it better.....much more so.
GySgt1811 - April 14, 2011, 1:18 pm
I think the quote was meant to read something like..."Don't practice until you get it right. Practice until you can't get it wrong." But even with that it's still a wtf.
Greeny - April 14, 2011, 7:36 am
forseti - April 14, 2011, 4:48 am

NERDS - Because human sexuality needs cannon fodder too.

GOOD LORD - Maximum POWERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

TAGS: halo
Rating: 2.06/5
Mally - March 5, 2009, 9:33 pm
Super Saiyin Spartain say bye bye to the covenent

WAIT - Was the BLARG or HOG?

TAGS: halo red vs blue eliet blarg hog
Rating: 1.79/5

BAD DAYS - they seem to come to the best of people

TAGS: halo bad day
Rating: 1.62/5

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agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:18 pm
Consulting the 2009 Zagato book, I see that Halo received a 1L rating.


TAGS: halowned
Rating: 1.59/5

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Vurtax - August 30, 2009, 1:01 am
Woohoo go blue!

RICK ROLLED AGAIN!?!? - I just wanted to see early game play of HALO:REACH

TAGS: halo
Rating: 1.22/5

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Halo has fallen to the darkside -

TAGS: halo5 no coop wrong darkside
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2015, 10:59 pm
Geeezus, must be old home week, Vernon, then Priss, Mao, cynic, nic, and even the great Motinet. (good poster, btw)


TAGS: pokemon halo
Rating: 3/5

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Sho - December 19, 2014, 1:46 am
I don't get it